Finaaaallllyyyyy. After a fantastically difficult run of fixtures since the middle of September during which we had lost all but one game, we welcomed an out-of-sorts Wolves team to Goodison Park and finally picked up three points. [More]

Do you remember those optical illusion books that used to send you temporarily cross-eyed but occasionally after about 30 seconds worked so that you seen a geometric dinosaur appear? Well, watching Everton this season so far has been like that except you have to stare at it for 90 minutes and at the end a huge grey image of a fetid turd appears to pop out of the TV. The only difference is that this is no illusion. [More]

“Quality in the final third” is almost becoming a comical phrase at Goodison Park. Not since Yakubu was in form three years ago have we had a regular goalscorer or for that matter a regular striker what with Louis Saha’s injury record indicating his bones are made out of broken biscuits. And so again it proved against our geographical rivals from the other end of the East Lancs with clinical finishing the only real difference between the two teams. [More]