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Comment on Mmm…mmmm by The Gimp

The Gimp — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:57:41 +0000

I offered a slice of watermelon to a former work colleague, which was eagerly accepted. When we both sat down behind our work partition, all I could hear was this noise… I can only describe it as slurping with a sense of urgency.

leaned over the partition and there he was was, head traversing from left to right rapidly and the watermelon was just being sucked off it as if he was a Dyson vacuum cleaner. Impressive but certainly wouldn’t invite him with me to dine at the Savoy.

Comment on MyFaceBook by Commenter

Commenter — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 09:46:13 +0000

Poke

Comment on MyFaceBook by smegalina

smegalina — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 03:40:50 +0000

Steve likes this.

Comment on Everton 0 – Liverpool 2 by Ryan

Ryan — Tue, 04 Oct 2011 23:07:28 +0000

The brevity of your post says it all really… Love the tags.

Comment on TV – the future by Ryan

Ryan — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 21:26:16 +0000

I seem to recall partaking in some of these trolley based activities…

Comment on Everton 0 – 1 Queens Park Rangers by Tony McChrystal

Tony McChrystal — Thu, 01 Sep 2011 23:10:58 +0000

Rumour has it that free agent Brett Angell was undergoing a medical yesterday.

Comment on Blackburn Rovers 0 – 1 Everton by Ryan

Ryan — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 22:32:52 +0000

That really is a shit ad. Doesn’t make me want to support Blackburn or eat their shitty food. Is that an MIRV in the sky from an ICBM?

Comment on Everton 0 – 1 Queens Park Rangers by Ryan

Ryan — Thu, 25 Aug 2011 02:45:24 +0000

Stink >:(

Comment on Can I eat now? by Ryan

Ryan — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 03:31:57 +0000

It really pisses me off when thoughtless people attempt to hijack one’s breakfast moment. Especially the ones who are like “ooooo, what are we having for breakfast”?

“Mmm, I feel like a nice hearty portion of MIND YOUR OWN FUCKING BUSINESS”

Comment on A few questions for god by god

god — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 04:47:28 +0000

fuck off